Your application has been approved! Have activate the PayPal Debit Card as soon as it arrives.
can use it to withdraw cash at ATMs worldwide or to shop anywhere [Mastercard (they used the logo image)] is accepted.You can turn off your child’s card from your account at any time.
Have activate? When did "activate" become a product? Wait, doesn't Wal-Mart sell that?
can use it? Who can use it? Why would they want to?
When did I say the card was for a child? What are you saying about my wife?
Wait, this is from PayPal? I know it is, but I had to forward it to their fake-email investigators at email@example.com. This was just too sad to leave alone.